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Funny Birthday Messages
Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
You are only as old as you act.
So many candles... so little cake.
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.